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Not in Front of the Kids!
April 16, 2010
This columnist is right to be angry about bathroom stall sex at a ballpark. I know that lots of adults think it’s arousing to have sex in public where there’s a little risk of being caught. A hint of being naughty or downright dirty can add some spice to an otherwise old routine. But there’s a huge difference between getting it on in a public restroom or your office at work. For one thing, your desk is probably somewhat less disgusting than a public restroom floor. For another, you’re not likely to have kids walk in on you at work. I’m not saying you don’t risk getting fired if the boss walks in, but that’s a different story.
You may not care about strangers seeing you have sex, but if you keep your pants on in front of people who haven’t asked to watch or participate in your sex life, you protect yourself from indecency charges (or worse, sex offender charges) or potentially violent reactions. If you want an audience, there are plenty of clubs where you can be a star. You may even have friends who’d enjoy watching you get off . But they know what they’re getting in to. The dad whose kid needs to pee didn’t buy a ticket to see you make it to Home.
Parents: I hope you won’t run into this situation, but if you do, distract your child, exit as promptly as possible, and report the incident. If your child saw the couple having sex, explain that what the adults were doing in public should have stayed private. Then ask what your child thinks was going on, and take it from there.
A ballpark bathroom? Yerrrrrr out!
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